The Grand Optimist

Is it too much to ask for..

To have someone to fuck around with. Damn, I just wanna get laid. Maybe that makes me sound like a typical guy, but I don’t really care.


Lifeguards

guardingtolongboard:

If you’re on stand taking a picture, you’re a bad lifeguard.

1) You’re not watching the water

2) You have your phone as a distraction

3) If you jump in your phone is ruined

Maybe I was just trained better but seeing the picture of other lifeguards on tumblr make me disappointed. They’re doing so much wrong.

Via Confessions of a Lifeguard

Just another day at the office.


This man

This man


Tell me what you cherish most

Give me the pleasure of taking it away.


Anonymous asked: at least tell us things about her. maybe one of us can help you out?

No, anon. No.







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