Is it too much to ask for..
To have someone to fuck around with. Damn, I just wanna get laid. Maybe that makes me sound like a typical guy, but I don’t really care.
Lifeguards
If you’re on stand taking a picture, you’re a bad lifeguard.
1) You’re not watching the water
2) You have your phone as a distraction
3) If you jump in your phone is ruined
Maybe I was just trained better but seeing the picture of other lifeguards on tumblr make me disappointed. They’re doing so much wrong.
Anonymous asked: at least tell us things about her. maybe one of us can help you out?
No, anon. No.





